• Fewer Effs Birthday Card
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Fewer Effs Birthday Card

$5.50
$5.50
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When you reach that age where you just have fewer f**ks to give, this card is for you!

The text reads: "Happy Birthday! Cheers to weird aches and pains in your body, one-drink hangovers, holding you phone farther and farther from your face, raucous Friday nights at home, and giving fewer f*cks."

This A2 (4.25” by 5.5”) card is printed on 110# cover weight paper and paired with a envelope. Blank inside.
    Fewer Effs Birthday Card
    Fewer Effs Birthday Card

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    Why Queen Fayzel

    • Make Connections With People You Care About

    • Build Relationships That Are Important To You, Without Missing Out On Important Moments.

    • Authentically Express Yourself

    FAQs

    Don’t I need a reason or specific person to send a card to?

    Nope! Cards aren’t just for holidays. You can send cards to anyone, at any time. Did you ever feel disappointed when you received a handwritten piece of mail?? Here’s a short list of reasons to send a card:

    1. You saw a funny card and thought of someone.

    2. Celebrate an accomplishment.

    3. Tell a joke.

    4. Offer a random compliment.

    5. Reconnect after you’ve lost touch.

    6. Share a recipe.

    7. Thank someone for something they did for you.

    8. Celebrate the change in seasons.

    9. Send some support or encouragement after a bad day.

    10. Wish them good luck.

    11. Say hi.

    12. You found a card you forgot you had.

    13. Share a random memory.

    14. Share a random fact you think they’d enjoy.

    How long will it take to get my order?

    Orders get delivered within 3-4 business days + shipping time. The shipping time indicated when you place your order does not include the time it takes to handcraft, put together, package, and drop your order at a shipping facility. As a one-person enterprise, I ship orders 2-3 times per week.

    Is it possible to rush an order?

    Generally speaking, yes! If you need an order faster than the above shipping schedule, please let me know at faye@queenfayzel.com and I'll see what I can do!

    Do you take custom orders?

    I do! If you are looking for a personalized card or stationery set, or have a design in mind for a special occasion, I'd love to create something unique for you. Please email me with your request and to learn more about Queen Fayzel's custom card process.

    What is your return/exchange policy?

    If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, please contact me within 48 hours from receiving your order at faye@queenfayzel.com so I can determine how to make it right. Final sale items cannot be returned.

    What Customers Are Saying

    “I feel like I can send a Queen Fayzel card that ACTUALLY reflects what I want to say, not just the closest thing I could find in the Target card aisle”

    Micah

    "The reason why I’m drawn to your stuff is the texture. Handmade but better than anything I could make. It feels more special."

    Molly

    “Handmade with love. I've placed several orders and she never disappoints. I always get compliments from the recipient, too."

    Sarah

    "They are so unique, sometimes I don't want a cheesy, feel-better card and I love the options you give us!"

    Dani