• A funny anniversary card in a light blue envelope featuring "I TOLERATE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU" in playful blue and yellow fonts with a red heart.
  • A funny valentine card in a light blue envelope featuring "I TOLERATE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU" in playful blue and yellow fonts with a red heart.
  • Open blank greeting card with a fountain pen and light blue envelope on a wooden surface.
  • I Tolerate the Sh*t Outta You Funny Valentine Card
    I Tolerate the Sh*t Outta You Funny Valentine Card
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I Tolerate the Sh*t Outta You Funny Valentine Card

$5.50
$5.50
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Bold hand-lettered "I TOLERATE" grabs your eye — then you see the smaller "the shit outta you" and the little red heart underneath, and you laugh. This is the funny valentine card for the couple that shows love through honesty and humor, or have been together long enough that "I love you" is a little obvious. Works for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or a random Tuesday when you want to say "I'm crazy about you" without sounding boring.

  • Folded A2 card (4.25” x 5.5”)
  • Printed on 100% recycled card stock
  • Paired with a pale blue envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Usually ships in 2-4 days
    A funny anniversary card in a light blue envelope featuring "I TOLERATE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU" in playful blue and yellow fonts with a red heart.
    A funny valentine card in a light blue envelope featuring "I TOLERATE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU" in playful blue and yellow fonts with a red heart.
    Open blank greeting card with a fountain pen and light blue envelope on a wooden surface.
    I Tolerate the Sh*t Outta You Funny Valentine Card

    Why Queen Fayzel

    • Make Connections With People You Care About

    • Build Relationships That Are Important To You, Without Missing Out On Important Moments.

    • Authentically Express Yourself

    FAQs

    Don’t I need a reason or specific person to send a card to?

    Nope! Cards aren’t just for holidays. You can send cards to anyone, at any time. Did you ever feel disappointed when you received a handwritten piece of mail?? Here’s a short list of reasons to send a card:

    1. You saw a funny card and thought of someone.

    2. Celebrate an accomplishment.

    3. Tell a joke.

    4. Offer a random compliment.

    5. Reconnect after you’ve lost touch.

    6. Share a recipe.

    7. Thank someone for something they did for you.

    8. Celebrate the change in seasons.

    9. Send some support or encouragement after a bad day.

    10. Wish them good luck.

    11. Say hi.

    12. You found a card you forgot you had.

    13. Share a random memory.

    14. Share a random fact you think they’d enjoy.

    How long will it take to get my order?

    Orders get delivered within 3-4 business days + shipping time. The shipping time indicated when you place your order does not include the time it takes to handcraft, put together, package, and drop your order at a shipping facility. As a one-person enterprise, I ship orders 2-3 times per week.

    Is it possible to rush an order?

    Generally speaking, yes! If you need an order faster than the above shipping schedule, please let me know at faye@queenfayzel.com and I'll see what I can do!

    Do you take custom orders?

    I do! If you are looking for a personalized card or stationery set, or have a design in mind for a special occasion, I'd love to create something unique for you. Please email me with your request and to learn more about Queen Fayzel's custom card process.

    What is your return/exchange policy?

    If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, please contact me within 48 hours from receiving your order at faye@queenfayzel.com so I can determine how to make it right. Final sale items cannot be returned.

    What Customers Are Saying

    “I feel like I can send a Queen Fayzel card that ACTUALLY reflects what I want to say, not just the closest thing I could find in the Target card aisle”

    Micah

    "The reason why I’m drawn to your stuff is the texture. Handmade but better than anything I could make. It feels more special."

    Molly

    “Handmade with love. I've placed several orders and she never disappoints. I always get compliments from the recipient, too."

    Sarah

    "They are so unique, sometimes I don't want a cheesy, feel-better card and I love the options you give us!"

    Dani